Franco is letting me make a world on Minecraft.
I’m mildly annoyed by the fan, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.
We have decided that Nick Fury in the movies just constantly makes up shit about how he lost his eye to use it as an excuse like:
"I don’t trust people because of my eye Cap"
"I don’t eat peanut butter because of my eye Tasha"
"I don’t wear armor suits because of my eye Tony"
"I lied about Coulson’s death because of my eye"
And it gets funnier because like how American folk say “my ass” about something they think is bullshit, Sonya says the French say “mon oeil” for the same thing. And it means “my eye”
Ben and I are sitting in complete silence when
Ben: Your face is pudding!
Ben: Yeah, that’s right! Suck it, nerd!
Me: Well, you know what? Your face is off-putting!