Posted 1 hour ago

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

Posted 4 hours ago
Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers, not back to me, I did it already! Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go!
taschapocalypse asked

Okay, so when I got this I was too lazy to do it, but now I have homework to procrastinate, so here:

1. I can be funny sometimes. 

2. I have nice boobs.

3. I have a nice butt.

4. I’m pretty smart.

5. I’m not a bad writer. 

I’m not going to send this to people because I’m too lazy.

Posted 5 hours ago
Story time?

Um…how to be concise…?

I realized recently that I’m super duper attracted to guys with dark hair.

Today, I learned that one of the guys I’ve been crushing on doesn’t believe in God.

I’m more attracted to him now.

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

midnights-child:

Idris Elba as Godric Gryffindor

Posted 6 hours ago

Goddamn dark-haired boys who don’t believe in God.

Posted 1 day ago

Goddamn dark-haired boys. 

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

Fred Meyer had cute bras in my size, buy one get one free, so you better believe I bought one and got one free.

However, I still ended up spending $100 on pretty much nothing. 

Posted 1 day ago
I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(Source: hermione-ganja)

Posted 1 day ago
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
Posted 1 day ago

It’s not even the grandmother I was named after.

Posted 2 days ago

I’m basing two characters off me and my mother (I have very little time for this story, and honestly, I don’t care to come up with anything better), and because I’m too lazy to come up with better names, I decided to use our middle names: Lynn (my mother’s) and Elizabeth (mine). 

But I didn’t want it to be immediately obvious, since my mom’s probably going to see this at some point, so I decided to make the daughter’s name Lynn and the mother’s name Betty.

Which is great and all because I just realized that my grandma’s name is Betty.

Dammit.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

Remember that time when I helped create a word that is on Urban Dictionary?