Posted 16 minutes ago
Posted 3 hours ago

Franco is letting me make a world on Minecraft.

Posted 16 hours ago

Dog pooped on the floor. Lost house key. School starts next week.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 1 day ago
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via suzykabloozy)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

Posted 2 days ago

tobequitefranco:

Tattoo ideas:

A single macaroni noodle on your elbow.

A young cow on the back of your calf.

Posted 2 days ago

My mom calls Franco Marko.

Posted 2 days ago

tobequitefranco:

Kat: I’m not really hungry.

Ben: You’ve got your soda and you’re good?

Franco: You can subsist on soda alone.

Kat: No, I can subsist on cola alone.

Posted 2 days ago

For like 3 minutes, I watched this cat play with and eat a spider.

Posted 3 days ago

I’m mildly annoyed by the fan, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.

Posted 3 days ago

maxgradara:

We have decided that Nick Fury in the movies just constantly makes up shit about how he lost his eye to use it as an excuse like:

"I don’t trust people because of my eye Cap"

"I don’t eat peanut butter because of my eye Tasha"

"I don’t wear armor suits because of my eye Tony"

"I lied about Coulson’s death because of my eye"

And it gets funnier because like how American folk say “my ass” about something they think is bullshit, Sonya says the French say “mon oeil” for the same thing. And it means “my eye”

Posted 3 days ago

tipsy-arachnid:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

BE OUR GUEST, BE OUR GUEST

LAY YOUR DEAD ONES DOWN TO REST

TIE THIS NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK, CHERIE,

AND WE PROVIDE THE REST

Posted 3 days ago

Ben and I are sitting in complete silence when

Ben: Your face is pudding!

Me:Wait, what?

Ben: Yeah, that’s right! Suck it, nerd!

Me: Well, you know what? Your face is off-putting!

Posted 3 days ago

Onions Puppet Theatre

  1. Kat: Oh, Ben, another reason Franco won't eat your food is because Franco hates onions.
  2. Ben: Oh. I make lots of oniony things...
  3. Kat: Franco hates onions as much as he hates Tom Cruise.
  4. Franco: It's true. Onions are the Tom Cruise of food.