Posted 14 hours ago

lateniteslacker:

I have turtles!  This is not fair!  This is cheating!!!  D=

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

Posted 18 hours ago

femininefreak:

Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014

Both by Dan Bagan

Posted 18 hours ago

the-friction-in-your-jeans:

This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.

Posted 1 day ago

purple-elephants-everywhere:

theamericankid:

I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it.

Nothing will change

Posted 1 day ago

silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

Posted 1 day ago

I have to write a poem in which I reveal 2 of my smaller secrets. I dont really have secrets that I know of, so you guys should ask me things that might generate ideas about my secrets.

Posted 1 day ago

I wrote a line about sweat dripping between my breasts while in church  and then later about sex, and one asshole wrote that I had “an opportunity to say sweating like a whore in church” as if I would ever write such a shitty slut-shaming cliche line.

Posted 1 day ago

Two weeks ago, some random old dude started attending my poetry writing class. He wasn’t a student just some sort of visitor. He was like 80, an ex-Mormon, and a doctor in psychoanalysis, which was interesting because he looked like Freud. Thus, I have been calling him Old Man Freud. Anyway, last week, OMF brought in a two-page poem about penis, but couldn’t even say the word. He’s been super rude and creepy, too. Luckily, he will not be returning.

Posted 1 day ago

grow-up-and-be-that-man said:YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!! YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD OH MY GOD

Thank you so much!

Posted 1 day ago

On another note, it kinda annoys me when guys suggest word changes to “fix the rhythm” when I was writing in iambic tetrameter and their suggestion changes the iambs to trochees. 

I know what I’m about, son.

Posted 1 day ago

Can’t use the word “breasts” in a poem without guys writing “thanks for the visual” in their “critique.”

Posted 1 day ago

Dyed my hair black for my Halloween costume.

Posted 1 day ago

The Dog Puppet Theatre

  1. Kat: Bye, Pudge! You be good for Franco now.
  2. Kat: It's like I'm leaving my child with its father for the weekend...
  3. Ben: I don't even want to know how you and Franco made Pudge...
  4. Kat: We made her in a lab.
  5. *beat*
  6. Kat: She's part Lab!
Posted 1 day ago
Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad (via tobequitefranco)

(Source: discworldquotes)

Posted 1 day ago

Little Red Riding Hood

literarystarbucks:

Little Red Riding Hood goes up to the counter and orders all of the pastries in the store, allegedly for her grandmother. She absentmindedly leaves them on a table because she sees someone waving to her from the alley outside of the shop and she thinks it would be a terrific idea to go say hi to him.